Am back in Malta after soaking up family and friends for
three weeks in Northern Ireland over the Christmas holidays. I didn’t get to see many friends and am
amazed how the time flew in. I also
realized that I am a foreigner in my own country and find it perversely
difficult to blend in. Let me explain
an incident that occurred which crystallises what is tricky to put into words.
My mother and my son were having coffee in a small café in
the Whitehouse in Portrush. It is a
shop that sells everything from bedding to pots, clothes to furniture and on
the upper floor there is a café overlooking the street. I don’t shop there as when I once lifted a
blouse to examine it I found that it was priced at a ridiculous price of ₤165
reduced to ₤99 and that put me in a foul mood.
Even looking around at the ridiculous ornaments, no one would want,
costing hundreds, has me muttering, “Is this a joke, or what?” in outraged
tones.
It does serve reasonable coffee and that was why the three
of us were having cappuccinos in the café high above the street. A lady at the nearby table leaned across and
said to my mother,
“That is a lovely colour of jumper.”
Before I could stop myself I replied,
“Yes, shame about the face!”
In our family we do routinely tease each other and my mother
was not surprised. The lady however was
offended and her husband asked me, in cold tones,
“Have you been drinking?”
Realising, I had offended these polite folk I tried to
explain,
“No, it is just that I’ve spent years being asked if my
mother is my sister and it has made me sensitive to people complimenting
her.”
My mother and son laughed and so did I. My Mum’s recent holiday with her sister
visiting me in Malta was typical.
Everyday we would walk miles along the coast and each day someone would
ask, “Are you three sisters?” We do
have similar colouring but there is a thirty-year age difference, so you can
understand my sensitivity. As far as I
was concerned the neighbouring table’s angry response was funny but also
strangely admirable. They felt I had
offended my eighty-year-old mother and were stiff with fury! Oblivious, the three of us enjoyed our
coffees. On my way to the toilet, I
passed the nearby table and the man instructed me,
“You should swing by Spectsavers! (a local opticians)”.
His upset was tangible and again I admired their heated
defence of my mother. After all, if an
elderly person was being abused verbally, these people would not sit idly by
and let it happen. Surely, a good
thing? I returned to my mother and son
and we collected our coats and began to leave.
My mother, always goodhearted and even tempered, wished the neighbouring occupants a merry Christmas, as did my
son and received a warm response.
However, when I wished them the same, all three carefully averted their
heads, stiff with distain, and ignored me pointedly.
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